Wednesday, April 13, 2005
In my next life...
In my next life, I want to be a bear...If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. If your a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a momma bear, everyone knows that you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...Gonna be a bear!!
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Can I be a bear also...after I have had my turn at being a trukey vulture!? What a great thing to be!! I love this post! Now I am really excited to go to Yellowstone in 6 weeks! Good luck in school!!
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